SQUARE BALL TOWEL
¡Pura vida on the links, cabrón! This is the Square "Nutty Ball Boy" Golf Ball Towel, built for the true golf sickos who know how to take care of their balls and nuts. Compact, classic, and ready to keep your golf balls shining while this walnut mascot approves every nutty wipe.
Crafted from 97% pure cotton terry (the rest is pure nutty magic), this towel is thick, ultra-absorbent, and built to handle your sweatiest balls round after round. Classic black stripes on white – perfect for polishing golf balls, wiping nuts of sweat, and staying fresh on those long walks.
Why this towel nuts harder than the rest:
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Maximum Ball & Nut Absorption: Soaks up dirt and moisture like a pro on your golf balls. Keeps 'em clean, dry, and ready to bomb it pure
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Square Nutty Design: 18" x 18" pocket rocket made for dedicated golf ball duty – stuff it deep and never play with dirty balls or sweaty nuts again
- Performance Built: Bleed-free, durable terry with subtle woven logo. Full nut-approved swagger
Whether you're grinding fairways or just need a quick ball-and-nut touch-up between holes, this golf ball towel's got you covered. Grab one and join Don Panchito in nutting every day with pristine balls!
¡That's pure, pendejo! Limited drop for the real ball nuts. Get it before your boys try to borrow your nut rag.
Certified Golf Sicko® Approved.
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Free standard shipping on every order $35+ in the continental U.S. Most orders process within 1–2 business days so you can get back on the course faster.
Not feeling it? Take a free drop. Return unused items within 30 days and we’ll send you a prepaid return label — no drama.
If it doesn’t earn a permanent spot in your bag, send it home. We’re not here to make you keep something that doesn’t work for you.
Designed in Florida by a tour caddie. Tested on real courses, week after week.
Solid construction and quality materials so it holds up round after round.
Simple to clean and maintain so it stays ready whenever you are.