PRIVATE GOLF CLUB MEMBERS ONLY

Inspired by our founder’s early golf days — when he and his mentor accidentally rolled up a super-private club’s driveway looking for lunch (true story).

Front and center we got that iconic cypress tree, all windswept and gnarled like it clawed its way out of the cliffs. Dark green embroidery with that clean white outline, sitting proud above “Private Golf Club” in that smooth, old-money script. It’s stitched tight and sharp — looks like the clubhouse tailor did it himself.

Spin it around and right there on the outside back collar sits a crisp square “MEMBERS ONLY” print in the same deep green and white. Subtle to the civilians, a secret handshake to the real ones.

This ain’t no scratchy, boxy bullshit. Premium cotton — soft from the first wear, breathable, holds its shape, and only gets better after every wash. We cut it in all fits so every nutz out there, big or small, tall or wide, can throw it on and look right.

But hear me clear: this tee is lifestyle only. Not for the course. Wear it after the round when you’re headed to the bar, running around town, hitting the gym, or just sitting on the couch talking shit about everyone’s swing. It’s that exclusive “members only” energy without the dress code or the green fees.

If you’re not thinking about golf right now, you’re doing it wrong.

Go grab yours before they’re gone, you beautiful bastards.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems

Fit Note
These are heavyweight, ultra-soft pre-shrunk tees that only get better with every wash — and they hold their shape like a well-struck iron.

True to size if you want a clean, slightly roomy fit. Size up if you prefer that broken-in, swing-freely comfort Don Panchito personally endorses.

The Specs
• 100% ring-spun cotton • 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) • Garment-dyed • Relaxed fit • 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar • Twill-taped neck and shoulders • Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems