GRUNGE SMILEY GOLF BALL trucker hat
A classic retro trucker hat with nothing but the yellow golf ball smiley face embroidered on the front — X eyes, big shit-eating grin, dimples everywhere, and that little club-shaped curve in the smile like it’s already judging your swing. Pure Nirvana energy, zero text, just the face. Simple. Loud. Perfect.
Same trusted trucker construction: structured front so the smiley pops, mesh back so your head stays cool, and that easy adjustable fit. Wear it tilted, backwards, or straight while you’re living life off the course. This ain’t range gear. This is daily uniform for the obsessed.
Yellow golf ball smiley. X eyes. Zero chill. All sickness.
Every real sicko’s got a little Don Panchito rattling around inside them. This hat just turns the distortion up and lets him breathe.
Quit being soft and throw it in the cart. Your head’s been waiting for this kind of grunge.
• 26% cotton, 74% polyester
• Mid-profile cap with a low-profile embroidery area
• Structured, six-panel cap
• 3.5″ crown (8.9 cm)
• Hard buckram front panels
• Mesh back
• Permacurv® visor, matching undervisor
• Plastic adjustable closure
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)
Size guide
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
| One size | 21 ⅝-⅝ | 3 ⅞ | 2 ½ | 6 ¾ |
| A (cm) | B (cm) | C (cm) | D (cm) | |
| One size | 55-1.6 | 10 | 6.5 | 17.2 |
Size Guide
One size fits most (adjustable snapback).
| Size (inches) |
A Circumference |
B Crown Height |
C Bill Height |
D Bill Length |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| One size | 21⅝ – 23⅝ | 3.93 | 2.56 | 6.77 |
Centimeters
| Size | A | B | C | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| One size | 54.9 – 60 | 10 | 6.5 | 17.2 |
Designed in Florida by a tour caddie. Tested on real courses, week after week. Durable materials, solid construction, zero fluff.
All embroidery is done right here in the United States.
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