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NEON RECTANGLE SIGN on khaki trucker hat

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NEON RECTANGLE SIGN on khaki trucker hat

NEON RECTANGLE SIGN on khaki trucker hat

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The official headgear of Certified Golfoholics who refuse to play it safe.

Órale cabrón… this ain’t your average foam-and-mesh nonsense. This is the DON PANCHITO NEON RECTANGLE trucker — pure loud, pure sicko, pure you.

Front panel hits you with a fat neon rectangle that screams “DON PANCHITO” so hard the starter at the muni will double-check your tee time and the members at the club will pretend they don’t love it.

Classic trucker construction: structured foam front that keeps its shape even after you throw it in the cart for 36 holes, breathable mesh back so your head doesn’t turn into a swamp, curved bill with just enough attitude, and a snapback that fits every size of Golfoholic from “I still have hair” to “I don’t give a f*ck.”

Wear it on the course. Wear it off the course. Wear it to the range at 6 a.m., the marina at noon, the dive bar at midnight. This hat doesn’t care where you are — it only cares that you’re thinking about golf… or at least looking like you are.

If you’re not thinking about golf right now, you’re doing it wrong.

Home of Golfoholics.
Recovery still not included.  
Just neon. Just rectangle. Just pure.

--Don Panchito  
Your abuelo who booked the 7:12 forever ago and still ain’t done nutting.

Size guide

  A (inches) B (inches) C (inches) D (inches)
One size 21 ⅝-⅝ 3 ⅞ 2 ½ 6 ¾
  A (cm) B (cm) C (cm) D (cm)
One size 55-1.6 10 6.5 17.2

Size Guide

Hat Measurement Diagram

One size fits most (adjustable snapback).

Size
(inches)		 A
Circumference		 B
Crown Height		 C
Bill Height		 D
Bill Length
One size 21⅝ – 23⅝ 3.93 2.56 6.77

Centimeters

Size A B C D
One size 54.9 – 60 10 6.5 17.2
Free Shipping

Free standard shipping on every order $35+ in the continental U.S. Most orders process within 1–2 business days so you can get back on the course faster.

30-Day Easy Returns

Not feeling it? Take a free drop. Return unused items within 30 days and we’ll send you a prepaid return label — no drama.

Love It or Send It Back

If it doesn’t earn a permanent spot in your rotation, send it home. We’re not here to make you keep something that doesn’t make the cut.

Built for Real Use

Designed in Florida by a tour caddie. Tested on real courses, week after week. Durable materials, solid construction, zero fluff.

Embroidered in the USA

All embroidery is done right here in the United States.

Product Care

Quick tips to keep your hats, towels, and brushes looking sharp round after round.