FLAMINGO PARS & BIRDIES AS EYES ON SMILEY on black rope hat
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$55
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FLAMINGO PARS & BIRDIES AS EYES ON SMILEY on black rope hat
$55
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Órale. This is the one that sits on your head and quietly judges every other hat in the room.
Front and center: the official PARS & BIRDIES SMILEY, embroidered clean and loud in that hot-pink outline that somehow looks both innocent and completely unhinged. One eye closed like it’s seen every bad lie you’ve ever hit and still decided to stick around. That’s the energy. Certified Golfoholic energy.
This isn’t some soft dad-hat situation. It’s a proper classic rope cap — structured five-panel, mid-profile, curved bill with that braided rope detail running across the front like it means business. Lightweight 100% polyester so it doesn’t turn into a sweat sponge by the back nine (or by noon at the marina). Stay-Dri sweatband keeps your forehead from staging a full mutiny. Snapback closure. One size fits most heads that still think about golf when they should be sleeping.
Wear it on the course. Wear it to the range. Wear it to the grocery store when you’re still replaying the 7-iron you chunked on 14. It doesn’t care. It’s built for the ones who never really leave.
If you’re not thinking about golf right now… you’re doing it wrong.
• 100% polyester
• Stay-Dri sweatband
• Structured, five-panel, mid-profile
• Curved bill with braided rope detailing
• Adjustable snapback
• One size fits most
Home of Golfoholics.
Don Panchito approved.
Size Guide
One size fits most (OSFM 7 – 7¾).
| Size (inches) |
A Circumference |
B Crown Height |
C Bill Height |
D Bill Length |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| One size | 22 – 24.25 | 4.5 | 2.6 | 7 |
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Free standard shipping on every order $35+ in the continental U.S. Most orders process within 1–2 business days so you can get back on the course faster.
30-Day Easy Returns
Not feeling it? Take a free drop. Return unused items within 30 days and we’ll send you a prepaid return label — no drama.
Love It or Send It Back
If it doesn’t earn a permanent spot in your rotation, send it home. We’re not here to make you keep something that doesn’t make the cut.
Built for Real Use
Designed in Florida by a tour caddie. Tested on real courses, week after week. Durable materials, solid construction, zero fluff.
Embroidered in the USA
All embroidery is done right here in the United States.
Product Care
Quick tips to keep your hats, towels, and brushes looking sharp round after round.