SIMPLE SMILEY organic bucket hat
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$44
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SIMPLE SMILEY organic bucket hat
$44
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This is the no-nonsense version of the bucket — same clean, high-profile look LPGA badasses like Amy Yang wear, but built with regular 100% cotton twill instead of the fancy organic stuff.
Front and center: the Smiley face logo done in raised 3D Puff embroidery so it actually pops off the hat like it’s proud to be there. No subtle bullshit — just a big, textured smile staring back at everyone who sees you.
3 ¾″ crown gives it that proper high-profile bucket shape, while the 2 ¼″ brim keeps the sun out of your eyes and the sweat off your face. Sewn eyelets all around for extra breathability so you’re not cookin’ your brain on a hot afternoon round.
One size fits most, because good hats shouldn’t be picky. This is the practical, comfortable, no-frills version for the sicko who just wants a solid bucket that looks good and actually works.
Throw it on, adjust that fit, and go play like the happy little degenerate you are.
Certified Golf Sicko® …nutting every day!
• 100% cotton twill
• 3 ¾″ (7.6 cm) crown
• 2 ¼″ (5.1 cm) brim
• One size fits most
• Sewn eyelets for breathability
Size guide
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | |
| One size | 22 | 3 | 2 |
| A (cm) | B (cm) | C (cm) | |
| One size | 55.9 | 7.6 | 5.1 |
Size Guide
One size.
| Size (inches) |
A Circumference |
B Crown Height |
C Brim Width |
|---|---|---|---|
| One size | 24 | 3½ | 2 |
Centimeters
| Size | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
| One size | 61 | 8.9 | 5 |
Free Shipping
Free standard shipping on every order $35+ in the continental U.S. Most orders process within 1–2 business days so you can get back on the course faster.
30-Day Easy Returns
Not feeling it? Take a free drop. Return unused items within 30 days and we’ll send you a prepaid return label — no drama.
Love It or Send It Back
If it doesn’t earn a permanent spot in your rotation, send it home. We’re not here to make you keep something that doesn’t make the cut.
Built for Real Use
Designed in Florida by a tour caddie. Tested on real courses, week after week. Durable materials, solid construction, zero fluff.
Embroidered in the USA
All embroidery is done right here in the United States.
Product Care
Quick tips to keep your hats, towels, and brushes looking sharp round after round.