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These are \u003cstrong\u003etrue lifestyle lids\u003c\/strong\u003e — built for everyday wear: grabbing coffee in Clearwater, hitting the gym, rolling through Scottsdale\/Phoenix, road-tripping to Bandon Dunes dreams, or just repping the obsession wherever life takes you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eEvery hat features your boy Don Panchito in full effect, plus our signature \u003cstrong\u003eClassic 90s Parody Logos\u003c\/strong\u003e — we took those legendary throwback designs (Coca-Cola, Mr. Peanut, Bazooka Joe, Polo, Krispy Kreme and more) and gave them the full SmileyGolf sicko treatment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eCollection Highlights:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic 90s Parody Hats\u003c\/strong\u003e — Iconic logos reimagined with golf chaos and Certified Golf Sicko® energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSignature Don Panchito Hats\u003c\/strong\u003e — The dimple-faced walnut himself rocking the visor, big grin, and club\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSlogan Hats\u003c\/strong\u003e — “Certified Golf Sicko® …nutting every day!” in bold, clean lettering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDestination \u0026amp; Lifestyle Drops\u003c\/strong\u003e — Scottsdale\/Phoenix neon vibes, Bandon Dunes, Streamsong, Cabot, and Tampa Bay specials\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSoft, breathable fabrics with structured fit, adjustable straps, and that perfect everyday comfort. These hats move with your life — from post-round Mexican dinners with the guys to airport lounges heading to Portugal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eLoud. Proud. Slightly unhinged. Just how we like it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eShop the full SmileyGolf Lifestyle Hat Collection now and top off that golf sicko look wherever you go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCertified Golf Sicko® …nutting every day!\u003c\/strong\u003e 🏌️♂️🥜🧢\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e— Don Panchito \u003cbr\u003eSpiritual Leader of These Golf Nutz\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"organic-cotton-bucket-hat-smiley","title":"SIMPLE SMILEY","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThis unisex organic cotton bucket hat is straight heat — the same clean, high-profile style LPGA badass Amy Yang rocks on tour, but with the \u003cstrong\u003eSmiley face logo\u003c\/strong\u003e 3D Puff’d right on the front like it’s trying to escape the hat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThat raised, textured 3D puff embroidery makes the smiley pop harder than your 7-iron off a tight lie. 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Wear it when you’re three beers deep telling stories about the time you almost broke 80.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou’re not obsessed.  \u003cbr\u003eYou’re \u003cstrong\u003ecertified\u003c\/strong\u003e.  \u003cbr\u003eAnd now you got the hat to prove it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHome of Golfoholics.  \u003cbr\u003eRecovery still not included.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGrab yours before the hot light goes out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eC (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eD (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne size\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e21 ⅝-⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3 ⅞\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"metric\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eC (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eD (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne size\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55-1.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e17.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"DON PANCHITO GOLF","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":52816780001561,"sku":"9880865_8746","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red","offer_id":52816779936025,"sku":"9880865_8754","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy","offer_id":52816779903257,"sku":"9880865_8751","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Silver","offer_id":52816779968793,"sku":"9880865_20392","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":52816779870489,"sku":"9880865_8747","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0722\/4829\/5705\/files\/retro-trucker-hat-white-left-front-6a523057a9b34.jpg?v=1783771244"},{"product_id":"don-panchito-smoke-show-trucker-hat","title":"DON PANCHITO SMOKE SHOW trucker hat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eÓrale… look at this beauty.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis ain’t just a hat. This is the Smoke Show — the one that walks onto the first tee like it owns the place, even if you’re grinding twilight at the muni or sneaking nine after work. \u003cstrong\u003e“Don Panchito” sits right on the front in that classic Marlboro-style script, embroidered bold and unapologetic\u003c\/strong\u003e. Same jagged energy as the old cowboy cigarette packs, but this one gets you high on pure golf obsession instead of nicotine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSix-panel structured trucker. Mid-profile. Mesh back that breathes like a caddie’s soul after 36 in July. Hard buckram front so the logo stays crisp when the wind tries to slap you. Permacurv® visor that curves just right — matching undervisor, no cheap bullshit. Plastic snap so it fits every head from 21⅝″ to 23⅝″ without drama.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e26% cotton \/ 74% polyester. Feels broken-in the second you slap it on. Crown sits at a perfect 3.5″ so it doesn’t look like you’re trying too hard.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to the range. Wear it to the grocery store. Wear it while you lie to your wife about how many balls you lost. This hat doesn’t care if you’re shooting 68 or 98 — it only cares that you’re thinking about golf right now. And if you’re not? You’re doing it wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClean enough for the clubhouse. Sick enough for you.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHome of Golfoholics.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIdentity first. Product second. Always.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNow go put this b*tch on and get after it.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e— Don Panchito  \u003cbr\u003eYour favorite nut with a 4:30 tee time\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eC (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eD (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne size\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e21 ⅝-⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3 ⅞\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"metric\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eC (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eD (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne size\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55-1.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e17.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"DON PANCHITO GOLF","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":52817143759129,"sku":"4159348_8747","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red","offer_id":52817143824665,"sku":"4159348_8754","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White","offer_id":52817143890201,"sku":"4159348_8746","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy","offer_id":52817143791897,"sku":"4159348_8751","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Evergreen","offer_id":52817143857433,"sku":"4159348_20393","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0722\/4829\/5705\/files\/retro-trucker-hat-black-left-front-6a5276880240d.jpg?v=1783789210"},{"product_id":"don-panchito-latenight-dad-hat","title":"DON PANCHITO LATENIGHT dad hat","description":"For the ones who are still thinking about golf at 1:47 a.m.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nÓrale.  \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis is the **Don Panchito Latenight Dad Hat** - low-profile, soft chino cotton, and that black-and-yellow heat that hits like a 2 a.m. range session when the rest of the world is asleep.  \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nUnstructured 6-panel. Curved visor. Antique-buckle strap that actually adjusts without fighting you. 100% chino cotton twill that feels broken-in the second it hits your head. Six embroidered eyelets so your dome doesn’t turn into a steam room. 3 ⅛” crown that sits clean - no high-and-tight try-hard energy, just pure “I stayed up way too late replaying that one 7-iron.”  \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFront panel rocks the Don Panchito name in bold block style, black base, electric yellow that pops under clubhouse lights or gas station fluorescents at midnight. It’s the lid you throw on when the round’s over but your brain’s still on the 14th green. Clean enough for the club. Sick enough that every Golfoholic in the parking lot knows exactly what time it is.  \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDad hats aren’t just for dads. This one’s for the late-night nerds, the “one more YouTube swing tip” crew, the ones who fall asleep talking about green speeds and wake up already planning the next 18.  \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWear it on the course. Wear it off. Wear it while you’re lying in the dark still tasting that pure flush.  \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**You’re not obsessed.**  \u003cbr\u003e\n**You’re certified.**  \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDon Panchito. Home of Golfoholics. 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