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Plastic snap for that perfect “I don’t give a damn” fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e**Specs (because some of y’all actually read these):**  \u003cbr\u003e• 26% cotton \/ 74% polyester  \u003cbr\u003e• Structured six-panel, mid-profile  \u003cbr\u003e• 3.5″ crown  \u003cbr\u003e• Hard buckram front panels  \u003cbr\u003e• Mesh back  \u003cbr\u003e• Permacurv® visor with matching undervisor  \u003cbr\u003e• Plastic adjustable closure  \u003cbr\u003e• Fits 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9–60 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to the muni. Wear it to the doughnut shop. 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